Signed version of Demolicious LP which some lucky idiot will win this saturday
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tumblr police here! Break it up, you two!
SEE I TOLD YOU CORAL
Help mE OFFICER
Now what’s going on here?
She called me a punk, officer!
And in my family, we was raised to neva use such a term!
That is because she is, indeed, a punk. I do not regret my actions. You’ll never catch me Gordan
I’m sleeping noW
Tumblr police never sleep. We’ll have to take more drastic action if this happens again.
Thank you officer.
Because of you I can sleep tonight.
until the tumblr men in black come in…THE BLACK SUIT’S ARE COMIN!! NOD YOUR HEAD! COME ON!!
I feel i have very courageous thoughts. maybe 40% of the time I’m able to act on that courage. but i want to close the gap. i keep wanting to close those gaps, but i also hate the amount of time it takes to close those gaps.
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
there’s this art show this month in Stockton, CA. you should come if you’re in the area! (i’m one of the artists)
One year my grandma had this list of chores to do around the house before Christmas day. The whole family came over to pitch in. There were chores like washing windows, shampoo carpets…etc etc. but none of us did them, we were probably playing baseball in the backyard or something.
On the bottom of her list, there was a sticky note that said “have sex with Jack.”
At the end of the day, my grandma exclaims, “we were here all day and only got one thing done on my list!”